"Yeah, Mark Zuckerberg! Don't mess with my mind, Mark Zuckerberg! I know what you're doing. Yes, I know what you're doing. Listen, I have ten more minutes of this platform, so I'm going to keep going. Mark Zuckerberg, you are messing with all of us. How dare you? How dare you?!"

-- Andy Cohen, Gemini king, drunkenly hosting the New Years Eve Ball Drop 2022


Dad hats aren't just for dads. They're also for daddies, Bravo fans, shit-starters, and the very drunk. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.


• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle